spargy, 23 — Escort Dubai

About me

and how many of these pages did you read before this one? im spargy, 23, british, living in Dubai, and i speak english and portuguese. im 170 and 50 kg, blonde hair, with 10 photos on the page, which is rather more than i originally intended. my humour is dry and delivered completely flat, so roughly half of what i say lands and the rest earns a confused pause while somebody works out whether i meant it, and i never clarify because clarifying is the fastest possible way to make something unfunny. what i want from a conversation is only that it goes somewhere rather than in a circle

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