furonda, 22 — Escort Dubai

About me

ask whatever it was you were going to ask. im furonda, 22, british, living in Dubai, and i speak portuguese and english. im 161 and 60 kg, brown hair, with 10 photos on the page. my humour is dry and delivered completely flat, so roughly half of what i say lands and the other half earns a confused pause while somebody works out whether i was serious, and i usually was not, and i never clarify afterwards because clarifying is the quickest route to making something unfunny. what i want from a conversation is only that it goes somewhere rather than in a circle, which turns out to be a considerably higher bar than it sounds

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