Eliza, 29 — Escort Dubai

About me

😐 well, hello, since we are both here. im Eliza, 29, living in Dubai, and i speak english, italian and french, the italian being enthusiastic rather than correct 🙂 im 146 and 49 kg, black hair, with 4 photos on the page. im very small and people announce it to me as though it were breaking news, every single time, which stopped being interesting somewhere around twenty. my humour is dry and delivered completely flat, so roughly half of what i say lands and the rest earns a confused pause while somebody works out whether i meant it, and i never clarify because clarifying is the fastest possible way to make something unfunny

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